Showing posts with label iPhone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iPhone. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Welcome to the Fat Angry Geek rants...

The original iPhone cam out June 3rd, 2007. It has been over 412 days since it has been released and I still don't have one. WAAAAHHHHH!!!

Top 10 Things the iPhone would do for me
1. Make me more organized - Not
2. Give me a great digital camera - Not
3. Make me the envy of all my friends - Not
4. Make me seem cooler - Not
5. Give me someplace to watch the latest videos - Not
6. Make me feel like I'm on the bridge of the Enterprise
7. I would make my friends call me "Future Boy".
8. I would have something else fun to hack.
9. Forced into servitude with AT&T in the U.S.
10. I would spend countless hours downloading games and apps.