Welcome to the Fat Angry Geek rants...

The original iPhone cam out June 3rd, 2007. It has been over 412 days since it has been released and I still don't have one. WAAAAHHHHH!!!

Top 10 Things the iPhone would do for me
1. Make me more organized - Not
2. Give me a great digital camera - Not
3. Make me the envy of all my friends - Not
4. Make me seem cooler - Not
5. Give me someplace to watch the latest videos - Not
6. Make me feel like I'm on the bridge of the Enterprise
7. I would make my friends call me "Future Boy".
8. I would have something else fun to hack.
9. Forced into servitude with AT&T in the U.S.
10. I would spend countless hours downloading games and apps.