Jerry and Bill Microsoft Ads are History

Bill and Jerry's excellent adventure cancelled. Has Jerry Seinfeld lost his mojo. First it was B-Movie and now this. I think Jerry Seinfeld should get on the phone to NBC and see if he can bring his sitcom back.

Microsoft cancelled the ad campaign geared to take users away from Apple. The 300 million dollar ad campaign is done after just a couple of weeks.

I enjoyed the commercial but didn't understand what it had to do with Microsoft. It did make me feel a little better about Bill Gates and Microsoft. I don't understand why they cancelled it. They should have stuck with it longer. These ads would have been much better in the 90's when Jerry Seinfeld was more popular.

Maybe they will bring them back. I'm sure there are some unaired ads that may end up on YouTube someday.

Goodbye Fat Nano We Hardly Knew You.

Say goodbye to my little fat friend. Today we say goodbye to the Apple Fat Nano or the Apple Chubby.

Believe it or not this slim little chubby device has only been on the market one year. Released in September of 2007. It has to be one of the shortest shelf lifes of any Apple iPod device.

I believe this was a pretty successful device. It's small, has a great screen, and really easy to slip into your pocket. My guess is you'll be able to pick these up on clearance or from the Apple refurbished store for $99 or less very soon.

Here are the Top 10 Reasons the Ipod Fatty did not make it past it's first birthday.

1. It's fat girth reminded too many Americans that they need to lose weight.
2. Technology years ahead of it's time.
3. Screen too small. I did develop eye strain while watching an old episode of Star Trek in the crapper. Plus I almost dropped this in the toilet by accident.
4. It didn't work with my old Nano accessories like Nike arm band etc.
5. Apple didn't develop a successful ad campaign around the device. Like I'm a fat nano and I'm a skinny nano.
6. Controls are too small for the average American's chubby little fingers.
7. Toddlers swallowing device by accident because they thought it was a toy.
8. Accidently ends up in the wash and dryer in front pants pocket because it's so small.
9. iPhone was just too popular.
10. That song by "Feist" was just too annoying. You know "1,2,3,4, tell me what you're looking for.."

New Apple iPod Nano Sneak Peak

There are a bunch of websites today that are showing pictures of the new iPod Nano that will be released on September 9th, 2008. I believe the following photo is a legitimate one.

What do you think of the new Nano?

Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld, It's the Jerry and Bill Show

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Tonight on NBC it's the hillarious new 90 second sitcom "Jerry & Bill".

Join Jerry and Bill as the go on one hillarious adventure after another. In tonight's thrilling episode Bill Gates buys shoes and wiggles his ass. Jerry Seinfeld also talks about how he would like a new computer to be like eating cake.

Coming up on future episodes of the "Jerry and Bill Show".
1. Jerry and Bill buy a donkey.
2. Bill gets a monkey.
3. Bill's crazy friend Steve Balmer gets a job at McDonalds.
4. Jerry's crazy friend Kramer goes to work for the Obama campaign.
5. Bill and Jerry make toast.
6. Bill and Jerry make Bee Movie II.
7. Bill and Jerry go to a Star Trek convention.
8. Bill and Jerry take a bath together.
9. Bill and Jerry eat some pie.
10. Bill and Jerry find Jerry's old friend George living in a dumpster.